-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35,
he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a wendys
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